Hoooooly crap, woman. If I had a morning like that I don't think I'd be going grocery shopping in the afternoon! I think I'd be taking a sick day from everything! You are just completely unstoppable. I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. I can't imagine how excruciating that was. When my old boss had them his doctor prescribed lots of beer, so at least something good came out of it for him for all that pain. <:)